Note: This parody was originally written in 2012 by Lt. Col. Dan Ward, an active duty acquisitions officer in the Air Force, stationed at Hanscom Air Force Base.  It was first published by Breaking Defense.  It seems perfect for the Halloween holiday.

Everyone knows the global zombie apocalypse is coming soon.

I’m here to tell you the military acquisition community needs to take it as seriously as the CDC does.

If we’re going to survive the Day / Night / Return / Dawn / Shaun of the Living / Evil / Walking Dead, we’re gonna need some rules.

For the convenience of my fellow military technologists, I respectfully offer the following.

Keep reading this article at: https://breakingdefense.com/2012/10/pentagon-issues-buying-rules-for-zombie-acopalypse-hint-parody/